Steak 'Em-Up - South Philly

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After a couple of amazingly great experiences, I think I’m done. I’ve referred this place to others, ordered for a group and just thought it was fab. This time - not so much 😒it took almost 2 hours to receive my order and when I called, I was told “it’s pretty far HON, so he’s probably in traffic”. It made me almost apologize for ordering from this place. As for the food, I asked for pickles on the side and extra lettuce. I got pickles on my sandwich and VERY LITTLE limp lettuce. Darn! Sooooo disappointed. Have to find a new go-to for pizza and good, old-fashioned S Philly hoagies. 😢😢

Steve L

I'd been meaning to try this place for years because of the funny name lol. I thought I'd check their instagram first to see if they have any specials... entire account is basically about politics and the president? Really weird stuff. I don't really care about politics because I'm busy just trying to live. The owner seems to have some kind of homoerotic crush on the president. Tons of posts and stories about him and the dems being evil or dumb. Not much about pizza. Owner was really excited for bombing Iran which is a weird thing to post on a pizzeria account and makes me think he never served. Anyways, I overlooked the weird politics stuff because I was hungry and ordered a few pizzas and sandwiches for me and my adult sons. Nothing was good. Tastes like generic Sysco stuff you can get at a high school cafeteria. Honestly, reminded me of the stuff the army fed me during my active duty days and made me think I had Covid again because nothing had any taste. My adults sons will eat anything and even they couldn't finish. My wife say's I'm too negative so I will say their cartoon logo of the mafia guy with a hoagie is pretty cool.

cin will

I just bought a mushroom cheese steak hoagie and it was the WORST experience that I had with your establishment.I paid $18.07 and my sandwich was so light from the weight of the meat that it was the weight of a mini hoagie at WAWA,very displeased. I asked for pickles on the side and was given 3 pickles in a little container. I could always count on a nice healthy mushroom cheese steak hoagie from there but this I felt like I was cheated out of.

Samuel Smith

My food was made fast but the steak meat tasted weird and they use miracle whip instead of mayo because it was sweet never again